“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
I know! And when you go get your hair done, you are actually buying the hairdresser. Forget about purchasing a service, that’s not a thing. You own that hairdresser now. Also, you are a loser for not being able to get your hair cut for free. If you had more game, one of your friends could do it for you and you wouldn’t have to pay for it.
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
I’m sick to death of this particular self. I want another.